Lucky I got my Mad Libs.
This one made tears exert from my eyes:
When my perfect crush walks across the room you can't miss his bum.That's because it is so hairy. Everyone wants to get close just so his smile can light up their vagine. I can tell he is the one for me because I feel so ecstatic when he is near. Everyone else is amazed that he frolicking so well and when they see him do it, they yell Golly!! Yesterday he showed undying love for me by giving me a taco. I was so high that I opened it as frothily as I could. It was an amazing lamp. When I saw it, I said By the beard of Zeus!! This is something someone would usually get my Great aunt. I wear it whenever I go to steam room. So as you can see, my crush and I are going to have a long and wonderful relationship for at least 18 minutes.
